Batman's Antique Store

   Last night I dreamed I was helping out Batman at his two story antique store. Alfred agreed to watch it while Batman, me and my brother agreed to help Batman go kick some villain ass. We were about to depart, in the Batmobile, which rose out of the floor of the bottom story of the Antique Store, when an enormous mob of Antiquers showed up.
   Batman froze, unsure of what to do.
   I told him, "I'll meet you outside" then hopped out of the Batmobile and informed the group of people eager to see antiques, that "All the best and oldest stuff is upstairs!" The little old ladies quickly clawed their way upstairs, and Batman left with my brother in the Batmobile (which was a brownish black Corvette btw).
  I called to Alfred, "Sorry Alfred" and went outside, where I found an empty street at night.
  Finally after some waiting the Batmocorvette pulled up and I hopped inside (it had 4 doors, lol) and I found my brother was driving it from the passenger seat. He informed me we were to meet Batman somewhere, since he had some "business to attend to." So, we drove around, daylight eventually came, and we found ourselves in the city park, where the Batmocorvette proceeded to shrink into a cake pan with wheels and then fall apart completely.
   In the park, I noted the dozens of very large aligators that floated down the river, and said "That can't be a good sign."
   "It's only bad if they're crocodiles," my brother informed me.
   We then began to pick up the pieces of the BatmoCakepan and head out of the park.
   "Batman's going to kill us, we turned his car into a cake pan. Where were we supposed to meet him anyway?" I said, looking for the tiny wheels in the grass.
   "I don't know, he didn't say."

Then I woke up, because the phone rang.

Of Giant Sharks and Lakes

  Last night, I dreamed I was sent to investigate reports of "sharks in a lake".
Upon arrival at the lake, which was quite large, I found a steep hillside (perfect for sliding down into the lake) was the best spot to see the bus sized sharks that slept in the lake in the remains of a sunken stone building of some kind.
   I observed there were 2 types of sharks, some dark gray, others dark gray with light spots on their backs, similar to whale sharks but with fewer yet larger spots.
As the usual, I had supernatural powers in the dream, and was deemed by my faceless companions to be the best to go "poke the sharks" and determine precisely what type of sharks they were. So I went and poked a bus sized shark, and was pulled back up the hill by my companions. I determined immediately that they were "some kind of giant chompy shark" in that they all had massive teeth, but were also "super intelligent" because they had a guard.
  I informed my companions the sharks took shifts guarding the sleeping sharks, and could force water through their own gills as to not suffocate. I then informed my friends that the hand I poked the shark with, was turning into a "shark hand" that would soon become a "shark fin" and showed them the bone structure of the shark fin. (My subconscious doesn't know the only bones sharks have are their jaws apparently. )
  The faceless companions freaked the hell out and tossed me, half shark, into the water, where, Guard Shark attempted to and succeeded in biting my tail. I began to change back into a person and flew back onto the hill side.

I woke up with my alarm going off and my Dog wondering why I hadn't gotten up yet.