Animals and the sod resort

This weekend, I dreamed I was at some big resort complex, it was built into a hillside, and in disrepair. Along the edges of the sod roof, were zig zag shaped skylight windows, some were broken, all were grungy. I was on the roof, because I had already toured the interior. The person "maintaining" or pretending to maintain the facility was asking if I was interested in staying there when I noticed a pig on one of the skylights. It wasn't very large for a domestic pig, and it didn't look at all feral, so I went over to pet it.

"No! No, don't go near that pig! It's dangerous and wild! It's already attacked 3 people!" The facility caretaker shouted.

I held my hand up, the pig looked at me, and I said, "Sit."

The pig sat, and I pet it.
The caretaker was astonished! "How did you do that?! That's Amazing!"

"Oh, that's nothing, watch," I said, and walked over to the caretaker. "Come 'ere boy!" I called, and the pig followed. About that time, more animals came over, and I proceeded to make them all sit, including a white duck, whose feathers were dyed to look like the Texas flag. I found the duck odd.

The caretaker was still astonished, "Wow, you're really good with animals, how'd you get them all to sit?"

"Like this," I said and turned to the caretaker, and held up my hand, "Sit."

He made a face, and started to squat down, but was straining not to.

"Ha, it didnt work!" he said triumphantly in a half squatted position.

"No, I guess not, but you really wanted to sit didn't you?"

He thought a moment, then squeeked, "Yes."

Then I woke up.